Oh God! You imbecile! Would you look at him? What were you doing? You pay your respects at the temple,
then come out and harass Goddesses. What if my dupatta had strangled me? Why are you just standing there?
Hit him! She’s lying! I didn’t do anything.
Look at him! Fucking lecher! Please give me some for the kids too. Wow, Mrs. Chhabra! New car! Nice color. Congratulations! Oh no! This is so unfortunate! Mrs. Chhabra! You look quite happy today. I have reason to be. My daughter is getting married
into a really nice family. Hello? But why? Hey, listen! They said no to the marriage! Why?
Oh no! What happened? This is so unfortunate! Mrs. Chhabra, when did you
learn to ride that? It’s just been a week. Wow! He stole my necklace! Oh no! This is so unfortunate! Keeps your family safe from all ill-wishers. Sister! My husband really feels like having kadhi. Can I please have some curd? Sister! My refrigerator gas has leaked out. All my stuff will be ruined. Please keep it in your refrigerator for a day. Thank you! Sister! He’s going to be home late today. And I need to break my husband-longevity fast. Can I please borrow your husband? Sister! Sister! Hello. How are you? Oh yeah? Oh yeah? What did you do all day? Hold on, I’ll call you back.
Just give me a second. Auto! Auto! So…I’m going to take off your clothes,
and you’ll take off mine. Hold on…Please stop here! Here. Thank you. Yeah. It’s a good thing Mrs. Gupta heard you and told us. Why are you hitting your kid?
All kids make mistakes. Should have said that before.
Made me hit my kid! Eight two, eighty-two. Lucky sent me these goggles too. From Germany. They’re Zara. Top of the house – number 1. Last time he came, he gave me so many dollars! So many, I tell you! Rise and shine, twenty-nine. He said to me, “Don’t get your suits stitched at INC” Buy them from a boutique. From a boutique. Me and you, two. By the way… If Lucky has sent so many dollars, why don’t you hire a garbage collector? She throws her tea leaves
into my garden every morning! On your face, sixty-eight. You know, I made some
mango chutney for my husband yesterday. Just the way you taught me. Oh yeah? And then? He gave me a hackey. Oh my! Cook okra for him today. With onions. And listen. I’d given Mrs. Gupta some beans. She returned the empty box today. Could have just put some biscuits. Why are you even talking about her! Gupta! She wouldn’t even give anyone her spittle! You’re right. Sister. You are so lucky! And there’s my mother-in-law! She’s 85, but no signs of dying. Why are you worrying? She’s 85, right? That’s it. She doesn’t have much time left.