made a very crappy film
you thugged me – I will hit very hard whoever made this film
– How can you do this to me Aamir – I enjoyed watching Katrina
– We want our money back – what shit you made in 200 crore
– I never saw such pathetic movie what a shitty film is this The makers of this film should be beaten up Hello, friends. Welcome to ‘Satyameva Jayat’… Oh sorry, the last time I cried
was on that set, so… Friends, welcome to the
‘Thugs of Hindustan’s’ unsuccess party. Friends, my films are mostly successful. My last unsuccessful movie was ‘Mela’. It wasn’t ’cause my brother was in it,
but because I didn’t get my visa to China. So friends, let’s start the party. Here’s the most unsuccessful DJ
for the unsuccess party DJ Bobby Deol. I’m trying… Duniya hasino ka mela Bobby, do something, man.
We’ve been practicing for 4 hours! Our guests will be arriving soon.
Do something quickly! I want everything to be perfect.
Let it be if you can’t do it. I’m hungry, man. Kiran, feed him something.
Give him pedigree or something. One, two, three… Perfect! Hello, hello… You answered the door today? Is Imraan on a holiday? what can I say Amitji, what’s going on Where are you coming? You wait outside.
Send him some snacks, he’s my bodyguard. – Is he poor?
– Yeah yeah, he is really poor You didn’t bring anything? I had to lie to Abhishek saying
about coming to a success party. If not he would’ve been after me.
It was a task to get rid of him. But tell me something, where are the rest?
Where’s the film’s lead? What are you saying, Amitji?
I’m the film’s lead. Let me make something clear to you. Thugs of Hindustan film
was a story of a girl Amitji No matter who the story is based on,
how can a girl be the lead in the film? I did a movie called ‘Dangal’ which earned 2000 crores! Google it. The movie was about a female wrestler,
but the lead was me, her father. Who was the secret superstar
in ‘Secret Superstar’? Me! Okay, Okay. I agree. but tell me where are the guests? where’s the girl with short hair
and the one – Where’s Salman’s ex- girlfriend.
– What are you saying, Amitji? Did you forget your
daughter-in-laws name? What crap are you talking?! What are you saying?
I’m talking about the other Ex, man. Okay, which one? The one who was
also Ranbeer’s ex. Oh yes yes! Which one? You answered the door today?
Is it Imran’s bedtime now? Hi, fatty.
Hi, Katty Oh!
Amitji was talking about Katrina. Oh Katty! Hello friends. Welcome to this unsuccess party. Friends, my films are generally successful. My last unsuccessful movie was ‘Mela’. Um, Dhoom 3… Um, Mangal Pandey… Um, PK… Bobby, I’ll thrash you if you do it! Friends, let’s start our unsuccess party. – Yes!
– Cheers…! You’re not drinking? I can’t at this age,
you’re young, so enjoy! – Please have some, sir…
– Why? Please…. – y’all are insisting so much, so one peg
– Yes! – I’ll have a peg…
– Cheers! Come on, let’s start ‘Who’s wants to be a millionaire’
with you! I have a mansion, cars and everything
today, what do you have, eh? He claims to be such a great actor.
Come on, tell us a poem then. You must be very happy today… He gives 40 takes everytime!
I know it all… He gives 50 takes for one shot! Listen, tell me which song I should sing? Sing any song from ‘Dangal’. Okay, sit down now. Can Rajnikanth dance like this?
No. Where do I sit now?
I think Abhishek is here. I’ll just sit right here. Friends!
What’s up?! Oh man! Sir, what
are you doing here? After MP, Rajasthan and Chhattisgarh,
we felt like… – Even he is unsuccessful.
– Very good! Very good! But who told y’all
about the party? you told over the phone With you?
No! No matter who you’ve spoken to
over the phone just consider it was us. Friends, what do I do if I’ve to do?
what do I say if I’ve to say Wow, Modiji! Wow! Baby?
I do not feel safe! Oh my baby ! Are you feeling safe now? – would you make an artistic movie?
– yes Come on now. Brothers and sisters,
I’d like to ask you all something. Should Amitji have another shot or not? – Of course he should!
– Yes he should! Drink up, Amitji! or you’ll have to spend
few days in Gujarat. It hit me baby… you go!
you go! I love you!
I love you! Amitji! Bachchan… – You’re ‘Sarkar’ will be out next year..
– No, no…What are you saying? – On Zee Tv.
– He’s talking about the movie… Funny bone.. – My film flopped again.
– Oh man! The sound of my conscience? But when did it learn to ring the bell? Oh My Khan!
I’m standing here, love! Oh, shorty Shahrukh! – The graphics are great! Very good…
– But I still got ‘ZERO’ stars, man. Let me guess?
It didn’t have a story? – Well, I took it to Mars… What else?
– You’re right. Come on, let’s have a drink. Oh no…
This one also flop? I’ll do my movie
with the Roadies guy. Are you watching Fathima and Katrina This long scarf, I have already used
and thrown it in ‘Kajrare’ song Let me tell you something No matter what you think, but I did
KBC and Don better than him. and his ‘ZERO’ has crossed the record
of my ‘Laal Badshah’ Hey, Ayushman?
How are you? Success party? No, man. It’s the unsuccess party.
What are you talking man? – Isn’t this Saif’s house?
– Saif? What success did he have?
stupid ‘Kalakandi’ Sara and Taimur. Vicky, you gave me the wrong address again! No, that’s enough. Sorry, guys!
I have to leave. ‘Cause if my brother Sunny locks the door,
I’ll have to jump the wall to get in Let me dance more, please
It’s the only thing I know. DJ Bobby play my song…
DJ Bobby play my song… DJ Bobby, play the song that Amitji is
telling you to play. He will complete the rest if any formaility is needed its your boy Amit Shah Everyone ate food, drank
and left. Aamir, why did our film not work? We blindly spent so much money on it! Our film had 2 girls as well. Congratulations,
Vijay Krishna Acharya! You gave me my career’s second failure. Go to hell
Vijay Krishna Acharya! I told him that it was unrealistic to go
on a ship sneakily and fight the british. We should’ve adapted our history
and shown something real. we should face British enemy
with courage and … play cricket – Then?
– The british actor didn’t know cricket rules. Her brother would’ve taught him. – Mohahmed Kaif is not my brother.
– Look at how she’s lying. She use to go Illhabad when she was kid
Kaif use to do net practise She would get him lunch.
I saw it with my very own eyes. I saw it with my very own eyes. Look at how she’s lying! you both don’t even have abs to show
how could we expect hit film I showed my six-pack abs. for a change you could have showed
2 good expressions Talk properly, okay? I’ve achieved 3 times
as much as you. I’ve worked with
all the 3 Khans. %*##@!*D
*&$$ – That’s rude.
– Friends don’t fight. It’s wrong. Nothing is going to happen
if we blame each other. We must blame someone else. – Adi!
– Yeah, that’s right. You’re absolutely right! I tell you, this Adi is a scam! He claims to have made DDLJ. But DDLJ was good ’cause
Yash Sahab use to be on set I’ve decided not to work with Adi again! Yeah! – That’s right. I’ll never work with him.
– Yeah, me too. oh!
whats happening? – Y’all were saying something?
– Adi, dear… How are you? Are Rani and your
baby doing well? Yes. I thought of launching
a new villain in Dhoom 4. No, no. I think it will be really interesting
to see what the twins are doing right now. After they did not die…
After they clearly died. That would be quite interesting. One final twist! Their 3rd brother. I’ll think about it. Well, my money was lost. Won’t you get me a drink
of your Unsuccess Party? The d.. d… drink… That shorty Shahrukh
guzzled everything down! What? no worries
I’ll get for you Imran, Get 1 full bottle
and 3 Nip He is very big
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