Welcome to TV Of The Lost – Episode 438… …I guess. Finally without Gared again. I’ve been yearning for this… …and now it’s finally happening. It has all been coordinated with The Hoff… …and now we got rid of him at last. That’s physics for you. Amazing! – It always gives me the creeps when you’re back there.
– Same here. “‘Wurst-Basar’ sounds like it’s a brothel to serve women.”, I said. And Class was like “I’ll snitch that phrase for me!”. That’s how Class gets his social media content. It’s all nicked from me. All those pics were taken by ME! For my own viewing pleasure. At night… That guy abducted all those children. People suck! Ladies and Gentlemen. We’re sorry to inform you, that the popular key fondler of the band Lord Of The Lost, Gared Dirge, is not available for tonight’s show. He’s prostituting himself as a keyboardist for none other than the Knight Rider himself. The king of Malibu, inventor of the German reunification in the flesh, David Hasselhoff. Mr. Hasselhoff booked our groupie annihilator long before Autumn Moon Festival asked us… …to fill in for the Icelandic band whose name we’re unable pronounce. For this reason you’ll have to put up with a cardboard standup… …that is almost as hideous as Gared himself. Gared, you cunt! I love you!