Okay That’s it Time to get out of here Yeahhhhh Freedom, freedom Walker, long 3 Oh, tripled off And the rebound to Richardson Still an opportunity with a minute to play Come on, come on, come on! Come on! Come on! Come on, come on, come on, come on! Will she be able to hold this and take the gold medal in Los Angeles? Oooooooh no! She thought she had it She pumped her fist over the steel ramp which was not the finish-line and made a mistake on the landing Oooh wow.. From the pinnacle of joy to the depth of defeat Nice, good game it’s exactly what he needed He’s not death Oh! He’s doing it again! There he got it! Wolfkrone is.. Look at this.. look at Ricky What are you standing up for?! Bartel Dear family Rousseau today I’m handing out
the second last room trophy award May I congratulate you in advance
on your new garden? And of course kudos to Els She did a great job helping you guys. The time has come The winner is.. You celebrated too early. Everyone can lick my balls. Yeah, buddy. Such a fun program this is. Ruined the mood. It’s got a man open Kaelin Clay! Hey, why not just do that? Wait a minute.. Oregon is running into the endzone and they’re saying it’s a touch-down back the other way Oh my gosh, are you kidding me? Oh, you’ve gotta be kidding me That is the most insane thing I’ve ever seen. It was a drop 1 yard from the goal-line Shaqtin a fool Sex and chocolate Miss Universe 2015 is Colombia! Uh.. There is.. I have to apologize Miss Universe 2015 is Philippines It was my mistake It was on the card Horrible mistake but the right thing I can show it to you right here The first runner up is Colombia It is my mistake Still a great night Take my word for it there’s a moral to this story Looks like coordination for Tom J. He’s getting the crowd He wants the crowd to cheer for his performance and at the end he gets pipped He gets pipped by Maron Simon from Washington and you just can’t do this kind of stuff, Lewis You can’t, and you know when you see his face and you know no one has to say anything they don’t have to explain it to him he’ll never make that mistake again. So smart, he couldn’t burst because of the Super What are you standing up for?! WHY?! WHY?! OMG! Omg You know – when he stood up, I thought all right, he’s just gonna stand up real quick
and sit back down Unbelievable That round was over before he even
got back into the chair And the Academy Award for Best Picture La La Land To my family, my mom, .. Jeff … you kicked this off Damon, she’s .. sitting on your shoulders We lost by the way, but.. you know Guys, I’m sorry There’s a mistake Moonlight, you guys won Best Picture This is not a joke This is not a joke I’m afraid they read the wrong thing Moonlight Best Picture This is very unfortunate what happened Personally I blame Steve Harvey for this I opened the envelope and it said Emma Stone La La Land I wasn’t trying to be funny Well, I don’t know what happened Let’s remember, It’s just an award show.
I mean, uh.. Oh, they’re still playable That ball was.. Look at that, they’re not even playing Ooh, that’s rough That was rough Look at them, they’re just celebrating They give the contestant a head start then watch this guy in the free suit This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen Watch this folks I mean, the guy had what? A 200 ft head start at least! Look at this guy go This guy is beautiful He thought he was gonna win! Exactly Where he belongs, right in the dirt Ben What you’ve done and your ambitions You do seriously surprise me Thank you, Chef I was hoping you’d see that I mean, I.. gave it all I got gave you a 110% You suprise me at how shit you are! Maybe you shouldn’t have quit
your f#cking day job so early I’m all-in Call And an instant double up for Gayle Baumann with her Flush Yeah! You lost, bro And the truth will sink in like a searing knife And a jab to follow it up Again with the jab It’s blue! It’s blue! Yes! Come on I swear that’s a Butcher flag Oh my god! Oh shit! F#ck Ssssshit! LIKE for more FAILS