NoO- MATT WHAT THE FU- I’m just gonna throw this out there, Ryan. If you say one more thing about my mom in this podcast There will be a phone call between you and my mom on this podcast. Looking forward to it. Actually, wait… what time is it? My mom is asleep. So, I can’t call her but maybe on the next podcast- Is that what she told ya? *Ksphhhh* Huh. Yeah? What’sup? Ya know what? Ryan, if my mom’s awake, you’re gonna have to talk to her. You’re not gonna wake your mom up… You’re not gonna wake your mom up…
[Siri, call mom.] You’re not gonna wake your mom up. Oh, I’m waking my mom up, Ryan. Heh- I’m sick of you disrespecting my mother! I’m sick of you disrespecting my mother!
[It’s fucking like, seven, eight, nine…] It’s fucking like, seven, eight, nine… It’s 10:20 where she is. *Beep* Hey mom, uh… Just wanted to let you know that… Ryan’s been saying some stuff about you… And I’m gonna give him about 30 seconds to explain himself. Uhh… So, Ryan. ♥ Chu ♥ … Ryan… hahaHAHAHA I just hung up! HAHAHAHAHAI I just hung up!! That’s the voicemail my mom’s gonna get! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (*slamming on the table*) GOD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA It’s just a KISS and then-en-en-neh-HAH HA! AH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA She’s gonna wake up… At 5am tomorrow… And she’s gonna see a missed call from me and panic, ’cause she’s gonna think I was dying or some shit… And it’s gonna be like, “Hey mom, Ryan’s been saying some things, Imma give the phone to Ryan-” And then… ♥ Chu ♥ And then I HANG UP!! hahahahaaha You know it’s all in jest, Ann. Uh Mrs- Mrs. Watson? No. Ryan… (HEheh-) ♫ [Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt OST – Fallen Angel] ♫ YOU’RE NOT MATT WATSON, I’M MATT WATSON!!! YOU’RE NOT MATT WATSON, I’M MATT WATSON!!!
[HAHAHAA] HAh *burp* *Ryan…* ♫ [Let’s Cook! SuperMega Remix by AbsolutelyAlex] ♫ Subtitles by Toaster Commander Uh, get out there, study hard and bust a nut! haHAHA-