Cos, like, YouTube-wise,
you’re massive, right? Yeah. Has success changed your life?
Sometimes it gets crazy. Girls trying to take off
my clothes in public… Explain to me how it’s come to be that girls try to take your
clothes off in public. What happened?
Why do you want to know that? Because it’s just
a weird thing to happen. They tried to take my jacket,
they tried to take my hat. Do you think they recognised you or
it was just a mugging? Did they say your name at any point? Erm… I think they did. Right. So, you actually did stand-up
in the past. Yeah. When I started doing
my YouTube stuff cos I knew that obviously
I had so many fans… All right, mate.
Like, loads of fans. Yeah, OK. A lot.
Too much, if anything. What was your first gig, then?
I just did a one-off show. I think it was…
Solo show? Yeah, solo show. So, your first gig was a solo show? Yeah, 1,000 people.
Jesus! 1,000 people? Yeah. How long did you do? I think I did about 30 minutes. So your first gig was half an hour
to 1,000 people? Oh, my God. I was doing shitloads of gigs,
practising in, like, a pub with ten people. Yeah, yeah. Have you ever died on stage? Er, once. Where was that?
It was horrible. It was in Brixton 02 indigo… I can’t remember,
you know the Brixton… You know what pisses me off
is all of your gig stories are, like, big venues.
Do you know where I… I’m sorry,
I don’t want to piss you off. Do you know where I died on my arse?
Prince of Wales, East Grinstead. You died at the indigo O2. Yeah, but
I came on. The first five minutes… Is this a solo show? No, no. Actually, I was the kind of
undercard to Eddie Griffin. So you supported Eddie Griffin?
Yeah, yeah. First five minutes, I think there
was about 3,000 people so it was amazing so killing it
the first five minutes, everything was great. You’re smashing it for
the first five minutes. So, your story about your death is
you’re smashing it supporting Eddie Griffin. And… I tell you what, mate, this story
better finish with you being beaten up, otherwise I don’t
want to hear it. It’s pretty bad. They were, like,
heckling and stuff and I froze, I literally froze and then luckily
someone came on and saved the day and then
I went to Dubai the next day. Hold on, did you go to Dubai cos…
I just used it as an excuse, really. I said, “Oh, I’m so upset cos it
bombed so let me go to Dubai.” Do you know where I go?
Tilgate Park. That’s a nice place. 1,000 people at your first gig? Do you know how much
it makes me want to punch you in your
fucking face? LAUGHTER No. Thanks for having me.