First question, who are you here with and
why? I’m her with Rocko for the block party. I’m here with a couple of buddies because
I really like the Noise Pop Festival. How does the internet work? The internet is a series of tubes. Tubes that tell you things about other things. No one really knows, it’s sort of like when
you hit the light switch and the lights come on. What is a start-up? A start-up is where people who drop out of
school go to work. What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever seen
on MUNI or BART? I saw this dog and all of a sudden, it just
started to get a boner and then it started to run around and I was like,”oh my God don’t
come close to me!” If San Francisco were a dog, what type of
dog would it be? Obviously, it would be a Teacup Poodle. It would be a Mutt, absolutely! A Wiener Dog. Marina girls are going to want to put it in
their bag. A French Bulldog. I don’t know if San Francisco would be a dog.
I think it would be like an invisible elephant with a hat. Who’s the weirdest co-worker you’ve ever had? I have a co-worker that has a dog and the
dog always has a different outfit on. I’ve had a lot of weird co-workers actually.
It started with a toy company that makes your face a giant head on video screens. You get to ask me one question if you’d like. What is a PG rated fetish that you have? Do you hate your life right now? No, I love it. That was just creepy.