Hi there! Here’s some things to do if
you’re a new college student. Get your room ready. Check. Find some new friends. Check. Find yourself suddenly
perimenopausal. Check. Really? -Not yet.
-Okay. Hello, all. This mediation is here to help
facilitate your divorce. You will all be
civilized and you will please address
all speech to me. -You betcha.
-To you. So even if we wanna talk to
one another, we can’t. I mean, if I wanted
to say… “Dina, I am going to have
a beautiful life with your husband,
Dina.” I can’t believe you
brought her. I can’t believe you brought
Christine. I can’t believe you shacked
up with a bitch. I just wanna say,
for the record… I just needed to an upgrade
in my life, Deanna. -You son of a…
-To me, please. I’m sorry. You son of a bitch. You’re the son of
a bitch. -You’re the son of a bitch.
-Oh. I object! 23 years of marriage just
down the tubes. What am I gonna do? I’m a 40 something
year old woman that doesn’t even
have her degree. -Oh, my God.
-Hm? I know what I’m
gonna do. ♪ Let me see you
wrap this ♪ I don’t regret staying at home
and being your mom… but I regret not
getting my degree. That’s why somebody’s mom just
enrolled in college. Beep-beep-beep.
It’s me. I want the full
experience. Oh, hell no! I don’t know what’s
sadder. The mom perm or the
mom boobs. These allowed this
one to suckle at these teats… -for 28 months. I wear them…
-Mom. -around my waist proudly.
-We’ve talked about this, mom. -This isn’t the time.
-Wapow! ♪ Get ready for the
wild life ♪ There goes the
neighborhood, huh? Uh-oh, I cannot stay out of this
unbelievable chocolate. It’s weed bark. So, maybe, I would probably hold
off from having any more. -Just ’cause um…
-What is it? You have such
pretty eyes. For 20 years, I worried about
what I wasn’t doing right… when I could’ve
been doing better. You have a moment here
if you take it. Oh, my God, Mom! Don’t jump to
conclusions. You don’t know what’s
happening here. It looks like my mother is
doing the walk of shame out of a frat house. Well, okay, yes. Technically, that’s what’s
happening. Let’s just go. You know what, I’m
older, I’m wiser. This? Essentially a Google. Ask me anything. Turn off your
vagoogle. -It can’t be turned off.
-Okay, I don’t like it. ♪ Get ready for the
wild life ♪ -Oh, my God.
-I did not know they were gonna be
here. What is on your
lobe, Dan? It’s an earring. Works for Harrison Ford. Harrison Ford blew up the Death
Star and freed a galaxy. What have you done, Dan?
That girl looks like debbie ryan
But why did I get notification for this trash thou
Her transformation is amazing! She's so amazing!
See this right here is the quality stuff but no we're going to make a new ghostbusters.
comedy cloud neighbor pour interesting post traditionally.
It's typical her movie, but I laughed along the trailer, I'll watch it in the cinema, should be a fun evening.
But….Luke blew up the death star not Han.
Ocean's 14 ?
???Melissa McCarthy,Its the Best talent…i Love
Agan un porno :v
Ah me equivoque:v
Why are people saying this is the same type of movie Melissa always does? In her other movies, she's played a crime doer, a ghost hunter, or just someone who makes bad choices all while swearing like a sailor. (except for the Ghost Hunters cause that was PG-13.) But in this one, she's playing a mid-life crisis mom who wants to go to college and fit in. This is also PG-13 so she's not gonna be swearing like a sailor except for maybe a few "shits, damns, craps, bitches, and hells" but whatever. It's fun hearing her swear lol I mean unless there's a point in the movie where her character sneaks out with her college friends to rob a liquor store, I don't think this is gonna be the same type of movie we're used to seeing her in. Comedy wise maybe but honestly, even if it was the same type of movie, I don't care. I like her work so I might see it. The only thing that's really holding me back is Debby Ryan cause I was never really a fan of her's but whatever.
all grosd besides middle
🙂
turn off your vagoogle, ♫ it can't be turned off ♫
Hey I’m in this movie lmfao
Christina Aguilera ❤
You can't say Melissa is not sweet
Shawwwn
Jacobs in Love is sooooo amazing
This is gooooogle
This movie feels like it’s 5 years to late maybe even 8
No, the earring doesn’t work for Harrison Ford either.
Yeah Dan what have you done?
Woww
fat ppl everywhere
it sounds like superboring shit
1:56 XTINA ???
That Harrison Ford burn was as brutal as Harrison Ford being stabbed by his own son
Why is this fat bitch everywhere?
On April 18, 2018, I was at Fort Lauderdale, FL, and I took 200 basketball shots in the hoop, I won my first Go-Karting Race by getting the most laps, and then, there were 2 bowling games that I played and I won both of those games by getting the most points! ??????????
I'm literally only going to watch this for Maya Rudolph. Hope she's in this movie a lot more than the trailer suggests.
feminists sluts, baby killers, murder children in the womb, hate men , lesbians, and last but not least degenerates who hate themselves.
only came here for gillian, cause i love her.
Harrison Ford blew up the Death Star. What have you done Dan? I’m rolling!
? “Turn off your VaGoogle!” ?
stupid women blunt film
Looks as funny as dental surgery.
1:22 So, Jessie left the Ross family to try and make it as an actress. When that failed she went back to college to get a different degree and here she is.
Can’t wait to see this 🙂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi7t_g5QObs&t=20s
It's amazing what counts as a movie nowadays
Hi, I just came here to ask if you guys could refrain from playing this trailer in front of my videos. It looks like a giant piece of shit. The fucking trailer isn't even funny. You couldn't even find anything funny to put into the trailer for God's sake. It's like Ghostbusters level awful as far as trailers go.
So again, please keep this away from me. it is atrocious.
It's a different version of Bad Neighbours
WTF
Why does she play the same character in every fucking movie she’s in?
XTINA!!!!
I just came here for the comments.
For this to be perfect it should have also had the great comedic genius of Amy Schumer.
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It's Debby Ryan!!
Very Nice
they should play life of the party by shawn mendes
Oh god so happy I just turned 13 so i can sneak off and see this
Oh Britta’s in this…
Melissa McCarthy and Julie Bowen in the same movie: what do you want more?
I cant wait to see this
Friends? Well unfortunately I have no friends
Christina Aguilera at 1:57 🙂
Love Melissa McCarthy!! Can't wait to see this.
My favorite actress. The Heat was hilarious and I just discovered Mike and Molly so I have those reruns to enjoy.
haha
soft agree much convinced break terrorist really winner.
I'll only watch this movie because of Christina <3
Hey fuck you
Ha ha fat lady fall over. Ha ha fat lady get wasteted. Ha ha fat lady do dumb with young childs. Ha ha.
That was the longest 2 minutes and 37 seconds of my life.
I'm worried that all the funny jokes are in the trailer…
I can’t wait for it I love her movies
I just wanna see Christina Aguilera!
What's the song at 1:04 ?
Turn off your VAGOOGLE!?
What song plays at the beginning of this trailer? My mother and I have been stumped for like a week now.
Why the hell would weed cause hallucinations? Dumb.
So a live action remake of the Incredibly Goofy Movie?
nah ill pass
Meh. I came here because it said Christina Aguilera would be in it.
Love Melissa McCarthy, she makes every movie she's in better and worth watching! ??✔????
Wow have to see this one ?looks like would be a good one.
Oh god if i has to sit through an hour of listening to that screeching voice, I’d stick a fork in me brain
The only thing funny about this is that some people are going to pay money to see it. I'll wait until Spy 2.
Jessie!!!!!
Old people should be able to go to college. Especially parent's of immigrants and first time students. It should be part of the student acceptance package that parents get 2 years of schooling for free/reduced. Can work out the rest of the details later lol
Saw it on Friday and I had a great time. I like movies that are fun and this is fun
Omg that was Debby Ryan hey Jessie she killed that role
i only will watch this movie for christina aguilera 10 secs LOL
This was actually pretty funny. Our entire theater was cracking up ?
People need to stop being so judgy in the comments. Comedy is subjective, different people find different things funny, and different people enjoy different things in movies.
~ This should have been made a hard 'R' rating, and better showcased McCarthy(big fan here). The husband character should have been better fleshed out, and her status at the divorce was sooooo unrealistic and should have shown her not taking it lying down from the start! Needed more serious laughs. Seeing Christina made me pull out Telepathy & my 78 rpm-like retro boxed vinyl set of Back To Basics out. The college boy toy thing should not have been shown as such a joke in 2018 but more grounded, realistic. I saw the movie and enjoyed M.M. as always, but this could have been done much, much better. Cheers, DAVEDJ ~
Did she say I am Jet?
V Google ha!
Love this. I liveeeeeeee for this
Who comes here after helicopter hela trailer
Molly Gordon is very cute – engaged or not. (Gordon is the daughter in this.)
Harrison Ford didn't blow up the Death Star.
Looking for a fun, light movie to watch with my mom and fell on this. Will definitely laugh, Melissa McCarthy never disappoints… Well, except in The Boss!
"I can't believe u shacked up with a BITCH " Maya Rodolf , ladies and gentlemen???
Melissa McCarthy gots the ? every time #EH