– Is there anything
physically different about us? Are even our genitals the same? (laughs) I’m pretty happy with my penis size. – Don’t think that’s the question, dude. (laughter) My name is Shane. I’m twin number one. – My name is Brad. I’m twin number two. – I was born first. I was four minutes ahead of Brad. My parents had no idea
that Brad was in the womb. – Yeah, I was stealth baby– – Until the moment that he was born. – [Host] Do you ever finish
each others sentences? – Kind of, I mean we think very similarly. – [Host] Favorite song? – Three, two, one, – [Both] Night moves. – Ohhh shit.
(smack) Did not think that was gonna happen. – [Host] Favorite cousin. – Oh, three, two, one – [Both] Marcus. – [Host] Favorite drug. – Favorite drug? Three, two, one, Claritin? (laughs) – We’re doin’ this? – Yeah, shots for Claritin, man. Let’s just take a little sip. (clink) Love you, Benny. Have we ever slept with the same person? – Fuckin’ knew it. – I know. No chance, baby. (smack) – Brad is of the homo-sex persuasion, and I’m of the hetero-sex persuasion. Therefore, I’ve never been in a bee, he’s never been in a vee. – When and how did you know
that my sexuality was like not the same as yours? – I was playing video games. Mom storms in, and she was like, I’ve been on the computer
checking the history. I know what you’ve been watching. And I just wanted to let you
know that this is not okay. She tacks on the end of it,
and your brother’s looking at photos of men and
that’s it’s own thing. And then I was like, I’m so
sorry, mom, for watching porn. So that went to where you were. You were in their room. And I looked at you and I was like. – I remember, just like, are you gay? – Are you gay? – I looked at you and I
like smiled reassuringly, and I was like, no, bro.
– No, bro. (laughs) – No, I was so gay that time. We’ve never talked about this before. – This is the first we’ve
ever talked about this. – Cheers, bitch. (clink) – Praise be. Would you ever have a threesome with me? – Absolutely not. – Why not, man? – Next question. – Oh, why not? See if you can save my neck. – No. – For the record, I wouldn’t
either, but I wanna– – Why do I need to get into it then? – Just answer the fuckin’ question, dude. – Why I wouldn’t have a threesome – Yes.
– With you? Because we’re twins. – It’s disgusting because it’s incest. I think, I mean.
– Well, yeah. – I’m just sayin’ it. I mean that’s the reason
why it’s disgusting. – Try to guess what I’m thinking. – Right now you’re thinking about – Monkeys. – I was getting ready to say pandas. – No way!
– Ahhhh. – They’re part of the animal kingdom. What’s up? – Have you ever been intimate
with someone while pretending to be me? – No, fuck that. I like myself way more than I like you. (laughs) But in like so many ways,
I’m so thankful that we access different markets,
because that like crossover, that’s so creepy, no. Every day I wake up, I’m like, we don’t like the same kind
of people, that’s what’s up. – Every day? – Every fuckin’ day.
(laughs) Is there anything physically
different about us? Are even our genitals the same? (laughs) – I guarantee you we
have the same size dicks. – Penis size isn’t really a
frequent conversation that we have between the two of us, and I’m like so chill
with keeping it that way. – I bet you were like to the
centimeter the same size. I do have a, like a
mole on my dick though. – I don’t give a fuck about your dick. – I know you don’t. What’s the worst thing that
I have ever done to you? – When you were in a skull band, the nine of you wrote a
song called “Brad is Gay”. And B-R-A-D was an
acronym that was short for – [Both] being ridiculously
attracted to dudes. – To my defense, that is just a fact. What is being gay? Being attracted to dudes. – It’s the fact that you
performed it in front of several
– That’s true, yeah. – Different sets of people. – But they didn’t hear what– they couldn’t hear what we were saying. We were just yelling it. – [Both] Being ridiculously – Attracted to dudes is gay. I think anyone would hear that. – I’m so fucking sorry, dude. – Who’s going to die first? – Probably you. – What are you going to say at my funeral? – Oh, I thought about it so much. – What are you gonna say at my funeral? – I just have thought
about you dying, like now, in my life now, and I hate it. Like, I– – You hate me in your life? – No, fuckin’, listen to
what I’m trying to tell you. I love you. (laughs) I don’t know why I think,
sometimes I catch myself thinking about it and like tear up. – Really? – I’m just like, damn
dude, when Brad dies, it’s going to be the fucking worst. – Like in the shower and stuff? – Yeah, in the shower.
– Yeah, me too. – Hey, I love you. – This has been great. I love you too. (clink) – Good lord. (laughs) That’s like one of my
favorite parts about Brad is the shot face. He can’t, he can’t do it. Swishy, swishy, no face. Swishy, swishy, no face. (laughs)