today we are going to the pub and we’re going to do a quick functional english episode in and around the pub what’s your tipple? What do you fancy? pint of larger? Yeah, OK. Pint of Kronenbourge? OK. I’m gonna ask what they’ve got on tap as well as I like more more interesting beers so i’m going ask what they have on tap .. and what does that mean? it means what do they have in the barrels .. what can they pull for a pint? alright mate? Erm can I have a pint of Kronenbourge please? and.. what do you have on tap here? what do we have on tap? Yeah, yeah.. have you got any like IPA (Indian Pale Ale) or anything? Abbot..Abbot? Yeah I’ll have an abbot please now he’s going to tell me how much it is sorry how much? £8. England prices… well that’s it two pints… this is an ale.. which is a beer without gas and it’s very popular in England…this is a larger and this is a beer that has lots of gas and it’s quite typical right? for typical punters (people who drink in the pub frequently)… like a Pilsner that’s a lovely pint.. we’re in a typical pub in England but if you look at the menu you’ll see that it’s not full of English food it’s actually got food from all over the world.. How’s the wife? not too bad… yeah could be better but not too bad so mate ermm how’s the ball and chain? err she’s alright mate.. she’s alright..How’s errrr.. how’s the other half..? Charlie? she’s actually getting on my tits a bit at the moment oi mate.. how’s the misses? yes she’s good man yes she’s really well we err went on holiday last week and.. yeah we’re getting on really well and yeah i really love her…so err we’re gonna quickly explain about these sauces that come with your pub grub we’ve got the obvious mayonnaise ketchup salt and pepper but we’ve also got one that you don’t normally see around the world apart from in England or Britain .. HP HPsauce now I realized it stands for Houses of Parliament sauce and i’m going to give Harry the ability to explain why he loves the HP sauce so much because he really does love it oh oh I love HP sauce ..the reason i love it so much is because it compliments savory food really well especially chips and full English breakfasts and eggs err omelets it’s a lovely sauce and it’s kind of a vinegary condiment with very rich flavor and it’s brown so some people call itBrown Sauce and and you can buy cheap alternatives but the real good one is HP Houses of Parliament sauce and it’s very very English and I’m very proud of this sauce so we got our plates now went for the erm Ultimte Burger, didn’t we Chaz? we did indeed.. we went all out! i’m going to put vinegar on them ‘cos all good British people use vinegar on their chips plenty of that on.. and then i’ve already put some salt on but but I’ll put a bit more on.. normally I’d go for bronw sauce but Brown sauce and burgers..doesn’t really… no? so I’ll probably leave the brown sauce..maybe I’ll do a little bit to show you what it looks like.. squeeze the bottle..that’s why they call it brown ermm and there’s a lot of chips, but the chips look shit. Why do they look shit? they just look like quite poor quality chips .. but anyway..