Delicious, as always. Thanks. Happy Anniversary! Oh, ah, I forgot. Oh I don’t need anything. I forgot your gift — No, it’s okay. — at work. Oh, a sweater! It’s hard to find a sweater in July. You always look so good in red. It’s not grey? No, obviously. Diane, I’m colorblind. I can’t see red. But, I’ve been buying you red clothes for years. What? I told you. I don’t think you did. Are you serious? That’s like me forgetting
that you’re allergic to cats. I’m not allergic to cats. Then, why did I get rid of Mr. Wiggles when we moved in together? I got your favorite dessert! Chocolate cake. But, I prefer vanilla. Huh. But you do remember that bees can kill me? No, you’re celiac, that’s why everything’s glucose free. That’s No! Is that why all the food tastes so bad? You said it was delicious. Well… Ok, do you even like having your toes sucked? If it makes you happy. I do it for you! Wait, you have a twin, right? Seriously, that was, like that was just last night. I just put on glasses. But he seemed so gentle. Did you think you were cheating on me? Well, it doesn’t matter now. What’s next, you’re going to tell me Sarah isn’t mine? Diane. I didn’t realize you couldn’t… Diane. Is that Sarah? Diane! Coming! Diane. Diane! Oh Sarah, you’re so sweet. Look at you and
your cute little grey curls. Oh my god. This is ridiculous. Diane! Diane! I can’t believe this.