Hello! I’ve got ADHD that’s a thing I’ve just learned. I’ve got attention deficit hyperactive disorder. I don’t seem to be exhibiting
too much of the hyperactive part of that equation. I think my attention is in so
much deficit I forgot to fidget and chuck pencils. *crowd laughs* You know what ADHD is? Right, yeah? You’ve all seen Today Tonight. That report. You know that it’s just a
handy label given to energetic young boys with sh*t parents. *crowd laughs* Give them sugar not boundaries! It’s overdiagnosed and under existing. It’s just made up. It’s just made up by a pharmaceutical company who’s desperate to get into the amphetamine market, but was too scared to deal with bikies. *crowd laughs* Turns out girls can get ADHD. Turns out
I’m a girl. Double shock. But basically what it is, is I don’t know
what’s going on. I’m not focused I’m… it’s early onset
Nana. *crowd laughs* It’s adorable really, I love it. Although it’s not good in all occasions you see my girlfriend has two children and I knew that, I
clocked it but I don’t know what I’m doing with kids. I shouldn’t be with kids. I did some research there. I googled lesbian step-mum and I got a lot of porn. *crowd laughs* That is what I got. Three pages of porn
and a little Dr. Phil video. I didn’t watch that. Too knackered by then. *crowd laughs* So I don’t know… the girl is… there’s
two kids, there’s a girl who’s 8, the boy’s 5..6. They keep having birthdays! Stop moving the goalposts. I don’t know. Anyway the girl came out the other morning and she said she said to me I’m not wearing the skort anymore. And I’m like what the f*ck is a skort? She shows me. I’m not equipped to deal with this. I don’t, I don’t have the record. She shows me, a pair of shorts with a flap. *crowd laughs* It’s a pair of shorts disguised as a
skirt. It’s deceitful short and she said I can’t climb tress in a skort. I’m like that’s why we need feminism. Choose one. Shorts or a skirt. None of this flap short business. In fact give them all shorts. Why? Why? Just give all the children shorts until the time it’s appropriate for them to have easily accessible genitals. *crowd laughs* Night.
Hanna never fails to amuse.
that was great! I felt the same way about skorts when I was a kid (minus that last bit).
Oh god hannah gadsby is the best
yep girls can get ADHD but it's extremely rare. I'd like to know the science behind it
love Hannah's comedy so much
She's awesome
genius-shorts 4 all!
The word has gone out that she has to be funny. Who are you to disagree?
This sucks. This is not funny. Tons of stupid obvious banter passed off as entertainment. Comedy is supposed to be funny. I understand that all women are funny without question because it's 2018 or whatever, but I'd rather be laughing than be woke. So if I must virtue signal then I'll at least have a laugh, so I'll take Chelsea Peretti or Maria Bamford. You know. Actual comedians.
This woman cracks me up! I can't believe I haven't heard of her til now.
Boring. Not funny. Didn't laugh once. Goodbye comedy 🙁
Boring. 1 joke landed. The rest… no.
it's okay but people are losing their shit over her. I dont see it.
Hilarious!
💎💜💪🇬🇧
Brilliant critique of the ADHD-deniers, Big-Pharma paranoiacs, and armchair parents.
it's all so fucking self-absorbed! ! ! ! BORING
"I CANT CLIMB TREES IN A SKORT"
"THATS WHY WE NEED FEMINISM" 😂😂😂
I love this girl
Those clothes are hideous.
There wasn't one funny joke in there.
WHERES THE BLOODY JOKES
I Love You Hannah Gadsby
Biggest crush on her 🏳️🌈❤️
Which part was the joke
We called them culottes on scouts lol
Not funny.
love you Hannah
👏👍👍😊💗
What are these people laughing at?
Worst
Waste off time not funny
Cringy and not funny…sad.
She’s not a comedian, she’s an actor, and no one in there is really laughing, it’s all fake.