Let me in. The homeless shelter’s the next canyon over. (Sarcastic laughter) Shut up! My dad is Microsoft. No invitation, no party. Get the hell out of here. Finish the fight! Oh he’s a slippery son of a bitch! ♪ “Only the strongest will survive” ♪ You trying to bring an armor ability in here boy? Uh… that’s not mine? Now you listen here, motherfucker. I used to have a little brother. And you killed him! You killed him and you teabagged his body! You made him your bitch… Now I’m gonna make you my bitch. Saddle-Up Seabiscuit. But Gary The Arbiter said that- Shut up Jeff! Well I guess it’s been a while… (Rapey Chuckle) Alright Gary, I’ll go get the butter! Now listen here boy… Did you know that Elites have 4 balls and 7 dicks? Did you know that? Well you will. Wort!? A hologram!? Looks like I caught you boys with your
pants down. (Chuckle) I guess we’re not gonna need this anymore… Happy birthday!
stretches across generations… of consoles. People still depend- (Rapey chuckle) Are we still gonna fuck? Gah! Ah! Get her to the hospital! Her water just broke! Halo 5 is coming! I have avenged Halo! Oh… Fuck. (Gargles) He’s… he’s got my eyes… Kill me. Kill me.