Boss, do you know Sri Manohar
Varma from Vasant Vihar? The one with a daughter,
that bald, annoying oldie! Whose Aadhar card number is this. The one who trims his nose
hair whilst watching TV. See, this man! No, Madam. Okay…give me a condom please. Baby, it’s very easy… Say con? Con.. Very good! Now say, Dom? Dom? Excellent! Now say – Condom! Candom. Boss, give me an extra large sized condom? No, no, not for me!
If someone comes to buy it, let me know. Will this look good on you, baby? You try this one. Go change and show me? Sir, where is the changing room? Here, Kaala Khatta flavour. Wow, and what’s for dessert? Oh, loads. Meetha Paan Juicy Strawberry Silky Chocolate One minute, one minute. This is not done man, I always buy it
from you… You could give some discount. I will go look into some other
shops as well Come on baby! Come on! Sir, please hurry up and give a condom! The patient’s condition is critical. Er…can I get an umbrella? Not this one, man! Come on come on come on! The culprit is going to
cum out of the jail. Boss… I need a helmet. Sir, quick! I need a condom right away! We need to save the Gotham City. Boss, I…..need…protection. You’re a fucking idiot, man! What did you give us?!
It didn’t work at all! I had to marry her, man! Madam, I had told you this. You should take something branded
– Durex Air. No use now! Thanks yaar! So, the list is very long. Please give me Cornflakes, moisturiser, facewash, shampoo, conditioner,
potatoes, tomatoes, condom and ladyfingers! What did you say before ladyfingers? I should’ve ordered online! Nothing! They can’t even say condoms
properly and come to buy that! Son, please give me a vibrator?