*WAPOOSH* Top o the mornin’ to ya, ladies! My name is jacksepticeye! and welcome back to Five Nights at Freddy’s 2! It’s not even that it’s scary anymore or anything, its jus- *SCREECH* WOAAAH!! JESUS! *beep* *phone ringing, rolling chair squeaking, click* (phone guy) “uh hello? Hello hello?…” Hi? (phone guy) “Check the lights, put on the Freddy head if you need to,” “Uh, keep the music box wound up, piece of cake.” *click* *confused Jack* (anxious) Dude, fuck this! Can I just leave? Yeah, y-you fuckers are movin’ already. That’s not good! Ah, Freddy’s gone now as well. 0_0 (voice cracks) There he is! Good to see ya, buddy! Keepin’ on top o’ things. Gettin’ nice. Gettin’ tasty. Gettin’ fresh. Fresholicious. Fuckin’, who’s down there?! Fuck, both of you?!! Oh! Shiiit! Nice cupcake! Those fuckin’ hips as well. Everyone’s talking about Chica, how she’s different now. Cuz the internet’s not gonna go crazy over that design. *SCREECH* AAAAAAH! *beep* (shaky) My hands ‘re shakin’. My hands are shakin’, but I’m still shootin’! I lost Chica. There’s Chica! Hwahaha! She’s just like… “Hey bro! You wanna cupcake? It’s your (cracking up) birthda-he-hey!” Chica, NO! That’s a bad Chica… Get away from me! I don’t want any of it! The cupcake does look delicious, though. It’s like (breathy voice) “Hey, bro, are you gonna finish that pizza?” Ah, Freddy, go away! (while throwing soda) Shoo! I don’t want none o’ ya. Dammit! I’m ok, right? I don’t even know what time I’m on. I got this. (Bonnie screech) AAAAAHHAHAHA-Ha-ha-ha! Right when I fuckin’ said it! *beep* (phone guy talking in background) Would you shut up please? Uh oh, uh oh, uH OH! Oh, chicky chee! Chicachu! Jus’ keep flashin’, keep flashin’. Chica, you wanna flash me? Oh-ho! That’d be kinky, right? OOoh! There’s a puppet! Motherfucker! What’re ya doin’? You ba- (screech) AAAAAAAAAAAH! *beep* This is a bunch a bullshit! (child laughing) Stop laughin’ at me! (child laughing loops) Are you gonna go away? (child laughing loops, flashlight clicks) I can’t use my flashlight when he’s here. C’mooon, 6 AM. C’moooon, 6 AM! Oh, no-hoo-oh! C’mon!! Yaaaa-huh-haaa! (bells ring) Whoo! So good! (outro music starts) I can feel it! In my bones! OOOOooooooh! Nice one, Fred! (screech) FUUUUCK! *beep* (♫”I’m Everywhere” by Teknoaxe♫) “‘Kay, Bonnie, hi!” (♫”I’m Everywhere” by Teknoaxe♫) “Go away, go away, beebee, are you in the fucking vent?” (♫”I’m Everywhere” by Teknoaxe♫) (♫”I’m Everywhere” by Teknoaxe♫) “Beebee’s not there, Foxy’s there.” (♫”I’m Everywhere” by Teknoaxe♫) “I wanted the music box equipment, that cost me.” (♫”I’m Everywhere” by Teknoaxe♫) “FUCK!” (♫”I’m Everywhere” by Teknoaxe♫) “NOOO!” (high pitched tone, electronic croaks) Okay? (low electronic croak) Hello, Mr. Purple Man- (screech) JESUS!!