I don’t know what it is Mikey, Aren’t Filipinos practically Spanish? Excuse Me? Well, you have a Spanish last name? Oh, yes, Spanish Royalty Bustos duke of Spain uh… I Mean, no Frank Filipinos are not a kind of Spanish Oh. In fact, check out our Philippine Heroes Im Lapu Lapu, Machete na Gwapo bold and a king so they call me “Datu” Oh, who is that I see talking to our fellow tribesmen Ferdinand Magellan and his men from Spain teaching the religion Catholic romain? I’m now like a Spanish No, you’re Visayan! Uhhhh Time to wage war on on Ferdinand’s Men Let’s kill him with our weapon here in Mactan. Jose Protasio Rizal Mercado y Alonso Realonda Jose Rizal Almost Four Centuries Still Ruled By The Spanish We’re Executing You! Cause I’m Anti-Colonial? You’re “Noli Me Tangere” “El Filibusterismo” Poem’s Caused Rebellion Again’ts Spain! Oops! Did i start a Spanish Revolution? Ready! Consummatum Est. Aim! We Are The Revolution KKK Fire! Rizal, You’re Death Won’t Go In Vain! I’m Adres Bonifacio, Republic Tagalog President And The Great Prebelan Co-Founder and supremo of the katipunan The Father of the Philippine Revolution Our Secret Society Of Filipino Militans Hopes for a Philippines Free From Spain! I’m Marcela Agoncillo Seamstress I’m In Hong Kong To Escape the Stress Then General Emillo Aguinaldo Requested To Sew A Flag That Best Represented The Philippines. Look oh! Isn’t it Bente? A Sun, Three Star’s, There’s A Blue and Red In Accordance To General Aguinaldo’s Design Im Mother Of The Philippines Flag, Ok? Apolinario Mabini, First Prime Minister Of The Philippines. Hurray We’re Free! Mabuhay! Brains Of The Revolution, Now Work In Government Despite Losing My Legs to Pollo Disease I’m An American, We’ll Show You Burger’s, Get Rid Of Siestas, and Re-Educate! Pshh… Talk to the hand What Next? Lemme Guess You Wanna Make Philppines A US State? General Luna, Born in Manila Even If I An llocano Filipino General Fought In The Philippine-American War Let Me Intro You To The ‘Black Gaurd’ “Luna Sharpshooter’s That “Luna Defense Line They’re Like Woah! With Military Science I Trained These Men To Catch Americans Like Pokemon Go! So You See, Frank We, Filipinos Are Not Spanish We’re Not Like American’s We’re Not Like Anybody We Are Our Own People Independent And Free We Have Heroes To Thank For That And We Cannot Forget How We The Became Philippines Oh That’s Kinda Cool, Mikey And Don’t Ever Forget It Who Is Your Favorite Filipino Hero?