(giggling) – Ow! (giggling) It tickles. – [Ally] Ow, that tickles? – Yeah. – Hey, how’d it go? – Well, I just got cast
in my first big movie! – Wow!
– Oh my gosh! – You’re gonna be a movie star! We gotta celebrate. – Uh, well, you know, not yet. I don’t wanna jinx anything. – Okay, yeah, but once
you sign the paperwork, we are partying with
Hollywood’s newest movie star! – Oh, I already signed the contract. – Then what’s the problem? – Well, I just never celebrate anything until I know that
everything is worked out. I mean, they could still
cut me out of the movie. – (scoffs) You’re the lead, Raph. – Yeah, it’s called The Last Man Alive. – Yeah, it’s just you. – Well, there is a dog in there. Just sayin’. – Okay, you’re being ridiculous. – Yeah. – You never know. (elevator door beeps) (party kazoo blowing) – Oh! – [Both] Surprise! – Oh, well, not quite yet. We don’t want to tempt fate. – What? You just got back
from the premiere, man. – Yeah, but it still has
to be critically acclaimed. – Okay, so when the reviews come in, and they will be great, we’ll celebrate you being a movie star. – Right, but we also wanna make sure that regular audience members like it too. – So, you’re never gonna celebrate? – No, I will! Once we know that the audience liked it, and I get nominated for a goldie boy, but then we’ll wanna wait to see if I actually win the goldie boy. – Okay, so just win the award
and then we’ll celebrate. – Only thing, I gotta accept it first, and then we’ll definitely, well, but then they have to
actually, like, follow through with mailing it to me ’cause I’m pretty sure that
the one you hold on stage isn’t the real one. I think they have to mail
it to your house later, but, when that happens… (party horn blowing) (paparazzi causing commotion) – We’re celebrating, fucker! (party horn deflating) – Whether you like it or not! – Look, guys, I just don’t
wanna jinx anything, alright? Everybody knows you
gotta win two goldie boys just to prove the first
goldie boy wasn’t a fluke. – Horse-fucking-shit! You’re a movie star, Raph!
– Yeah. – We can you see your
movie star girlfriend. – Yeah, girlfriend, not wife. – Okay Raph, how about we
celebrate you not celebrating? – Oh, I could do that. How’s Saturday? – [Both] I’m busy. – I’m also busy. – Hi, I’m Raphael from CollegeHumor. Click here to subscribe, click here for more fun stuff, and, if you could just click here, it would really satisfy my OCD. (sighs contentedly) Thanks a lot, that really hit the spot.