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much did you purchase the house for? Oh! I’ll come dude. Does a house cost one crore rupees? Oh my god! I’m asking you as I don’t understand Are the prices of lands and houses
increasing because people are getting rich, or if there is of development in real and the
prices of lands and houses have been increased, I am not at all understanding this. How can a house be priced
for one crore rupees? When I first started the job
my salary was 25,000 rupees. at that time the petrol price was 60 rupees. Now my salary increased to 26,000 rupees. but the price of the
petrol increased to 90 rupees. There is no connection between
my salary and the soaring prices. When would I buy a house in thee conditions? Will I actually buy a house? Can I?
Does a house cost one crore rupees? [phone rings] -Hello!
-Namasthe sir. Namasthe. I’m calling from Jaaga
Bokka real estate developers. These people call when we
are really in anger don’t they? -You’re done for.
-Hello? I am Suribabu speaking
from Yerrapalem bridge, tell me. -Do you requrie any plots or flats?
– Oh my god! What a coincidence!
I was just loking for plots. I’ll definitely buy one, but firstly
you have to answer a question of mine. Sir, our plots are so genuine that
you don’t need to have any doubts. We have the VADA approval too! -It’s not about the worthless approvals,
-Then? Actually… -Who provides you our contact numbers?
-Sir? Take it easy, recently a girl looted
everything from me on the name of love. She left with someone else after that. The near and dear who knew this
started calling me for condolences. Some of them are laughing at
me in the phone calls itself, It’s just two days that I changed my
number as I couldn’t take that non sense, I didn’t even give my number to my
parents or friends or relatives, Oh my freaking life! Just like you pull
out the rat from inside a hole, how did you find my phone number? Sometime earlier someone
called me from Dabidi Dibidi Bank, How are you getting our phone numbers? Actually they are given by
our marketing department sir. Oh my goodness! you should urgently introduce your marketing
team to our C. B. I. or the FBI in America, Holy cow! They’ll get them from
where ever they are in the world, such great persons the
people in marketing team are, Sir, plots -Oh where they are located?
-They are 10 minutes far from the airport, -On what?
-Sir? I mean if we go by walk, or if we
go in car or if we go in helicopter, or if we go in rocket,
I am asking how it takes 10 minutes to go, Sir,
however you go it takes 10 minutes only, No. In my childhood my maths sir said
that distance is measured in kilometres But you real estate
people changed it into in minutes, I am asking you because I don’t know, how can it take 10 minutes
both by walk and in car? Whoever trained you is a great person, -So which area it this located in?
-Nunakilapalem sir, For your information, it is 70
kilometers far from the airport, How did you calculate that we will
cover 70 kilometers in 10 minutes? Actually there is an
approval for four lane road sir, So, once the outer ring road starts, then
you can go directly from the airport sir, What’s happening? Is your land owner constructing this
four line road because of the plots? Sir,
it’s true. There’s a proposal already, Just a secret between both of us. If you invest now on that land, your
investment would be tripled in two years. It’s true! Yeah! Similarly, few years ago they said
there’ll be a ring road around Rajahmundry, and that we can go directly to Ravulapalem
from Rajahmundry in that four lane road, my friend Rahul purchased a land
there. There is neither a ring nor a road. For some time he started a bamboo
business in that land and went bankrupt too, and now he gave that land for
rent and burning dead bodies there, Sir, If you are not intrested in plots, we
have flats in another area. Do you need one? -Oh! What’s the speciality over there?
-They have a ring view! Please don’t confuse
me wit your English words, -Doesn’t ring view mean a road junction?
-Yes sir. Oh my! Miss, there’ll be a
junction for every road in the city. but you just change the names in English
and steal the money from people well! The junction that you are talking about
is good for nothing but dog romance. Recently someone I know purchased
something like a lake view aparment, When I got up to see there
was nothing except a dried lake, people coming there in the
mornings for nature calls. You people change the names to sell them, -and people buy them like sheep.
– Sir, this is a good center, and there are all types of facilities. Do you mean a general store and
medical store by all facilities? We find them at every
place even in a village. That’s not what I meant sir. There are Multi
speciality hospitals called Kai-kai here, Whoever purchases a flat with us,
will get 20% off on any kind of treatment. We are the first to give such an offer sir. Kai-kai hospitals?
And what garbage is that? It means here they’ll
treat every type of organ sir, like brain, neck, heart and Stop it, don’t go forward I am tensed what
type of organs you are going to say about. There’s also a cemetry nearby.
If you want to relax sipping coffee anytime you can also listen to the music they
play while getting the corpses for free. What kind of selling is
that? What is that cemetery for? I am just informing you that
even that facility is included. If anyone dies you can have
the last rights pretty nearby. And whenever you remember them, you can
watch their grave whenever you want to. More over if they die taking the
treatment from Kai-Kai hospital, we are only giving 20%
off on the place in cemetery, And that’s only if you but a flat from us. Oh! What a unique facility it is! Whether you have a tie up
with an ambulence or not, A hospital should be tied
up with the cemetery. Because, if the operations
they do to people go haywire then they have to go there, And if those operations get succeeded, even then the people have to go there
unable to bear the exorbitant bills. It’s an awesome facility! Yeah. Sir, we are constructing near the
cemetery because everyone needs it. Are you constructing near it or
by occupying the cemetery itself? Sir, we are having the
approval from GODA too! VADA, GODA and my… [beep] You keep talking about some approvals. Sir, do you need it then? Oh my! I was searching
for exactly a similar layout. -What’s the price actually?
-How much land do you require sir? We can give you how much ever you require, Six feet miss. What? Yes miss. Recently Sony died. I mean the dog which we
raised with love died, I thought of buying some land in a good area
and build a grave and a memorial for it, So, I want to purchase a six feet
land and build a good memorial. I’ll tell you how it is…
the way how humans have cemetries these idiots are dying fighting
on the name of religion and caste, but no one is accepting if I ask that I’ll build
a memorial in the cemetry for the good hearted animals, that is why I’ll buy six feet of land
from you and build a good memorial, Have you lost it? The memorial should
be built for you, not the dog, Hang up you idiot! He wasted all my time. What then? I am crying that I
don’t have money for my briefs, do you need flats for just one crore rupees, Everone is into real estate
bringing crores of money, Don’t know where they get the from. Give me if you have a crore,
I’ll buy a house too.