That tailor is good
at stitching. Will he stich
my ‘Dupatta’ too? Yes, he would surely do that. I was..
– I think.. Aunt, you are back.
Did you get my nail paint? Yes, we did.
We got you the nail paint our foundation
and lipstick as well. Lipstick! Lipstick! This is so amazing.
I am going to wear it. I will wear everything. Sister-in-law Koel? – Yes? Why is father-in-law
peeping at us from there? Where is he? He’s over there. No one’s there. He was right there. What’s wrong? Father-in-law? What are you
doing here? Do you have lipstick? Do you have
nail polish as well? Yes. What else did you buy? That’s it, Father-in-law.
There’s.. We bought a red sari. Aunt, this sari
is very beautiful. Show it to me, dear. I will get dressed. I am going to
get dressed as well. My friends
are coming over. Timidly.. Let’s go, Aunt. Go ahead,
I will follow you. I will catch
everyone’s eye at today’s party. My favourite red sari. The blouse has
been stitched beautifully. I will quickly go
and freshen up. Oh, God! I’m going crazy. Bridal wear.. The colour red.. I am getting
married today. Oh, my God! I shall get dressed. I will get dressed. I am going
to look beautiful. Oh, God! I’m going crazy! What’s wrong with him? Why does he want
to get dressed? Mom? Is it you or him? Hey, fat guy. Will you help me
get ready? Me? Yes. You are my servant. You are my
personal assistant and you are also
my secret keeper. Will you help me? Master, I will help you since you are being
so nice to me. Master, you have helped
me so many times. You have helped me
wear pants as well. I will drape
the sari for you. Oh, dear. Where are
my sari and blouse? I kept it right here. Did Chuhiya take it? She must have taken it. Chuhiya? Chuhiya? Sister-in-law Koel? Gaj? Sister-in-law Koel?
– Chuhiya? Sister-in-law Koel, did
you take my makeup? Timidly! Why would I take it? Tell me, why did you
take my sari? Sari?
Why would I take your sari? I don’t even wear sari.
Timidly! My red sari and blouse
are missing from my room. Gaj?
– Yes? Did you take my sari? Aunt, why would I
take your sari? Have you seen
my new nail paint? No. All the things
of makeup.. Where could it be? Timidly! Yes. There’s no
one at home apart from us. Father-in-law.
– Father-in-law? What are you implying,
Chuhiya? What would father-in-law
do with your foundation her nail polish
and my red sari? How does this sari
look on me? It looks stunning. Help me get ready. Nail polish.. The colour
matches your sari, Master? I told you so many times
not to call me master. Call me ‘Ma’am’,. Okay, ma’am. I will deck you up
in such a way that everyone should
go crazy Let’s go
and ask father-in-law. All
right. Ask him. Father-in-law? Father-in-law,
open the door. Chuhiya,
I am changing my clothes. He’s changing.
– Oh, God. What do we do now? Oh, God. Our friends are going
to come over for the kitty party and we aren’t
ready yet. Aunts, don’t worry. Wear something else
for now. Our things won’t be gone.
They will be at home itself. Something is suspicious. Haseena is going to look so amazing
in today’s kitty party that everyone is going
to be awestruck. Koel?
Chuhiya? You are here! We are here. How are the
preparations going? Everything is ready. It’s going to
be the best kitty party. Ma’am, your friends
are here. Go and have a blast. Show them how to party. What do you want to do? Let’s play rummy. Okay. No, let’s play poker. Let’s play rummy..
– No, poker.. I will distribute
the cards. Okay, go ahead.. Where’s Gadha Prasad? Everybody is supposed
to bet Rs. 2,000. Anyone can join us
from our neighbourhood. Is that all right? What do you think, Sheela? Sure, everyone
is already here. Who is left? You are right. Koel, have you
invited someone else? No, I haven’t. Who’s behind the pillar? There’s no one over there. Nobody’s there.
Pick up the cards. I have the jack
and the king. Who has the queen? I don’t have it. Where’s the queen? The queen is here. Greetings. Father-in-law, you.. How am I looking? What has happened
to Mr. Kesari? My red sari.. That’s my red sari. All this.. Tell me. How am I looking? You look like a movie star. Your make up is really good. I did it, Ms. Hirni.
How is it? Why don’t you
people sit down? Why are you standing? Sit. Sit down. The party has just begun. Even I want
to be a part of the kitty. But, sir, only women
are a part of this. So? What do I look like? What do you
people think I am? Sir, you.. Don’t address me as sir. Call me Haseena. What!
– What! I am Haseena Jaan. I am a famous
courtesan of Banaras. Haseena Jaan. My beauty is as much in demand as are hot cakes. What?
– What? Koel. I shall take your leave. Hey, you. No one can leave
a gathering when I am there. I am an object of grandeur for the royals. You know,
when the sun sets in Banaras then the moon
of my beauty rises. You people
stood again! Why aren’t you sitting? I left the lentils
on the stove. The gas cylinder
is standing next you. Koel! Koel.
– Yes. Come here.
– Y-Yes.. Dear make me a member
of your kitty as well. Father-in-law, how can you.. Oh, Ms. Koel.. Don’t you worry.
I am here to your rescue. This is Haseena and she will be convinced. We’ve learnt
it from Govinda. Look, Ms. Haseena Jaan,
to become a member.. What has to be done? You are a member.
You are a member now. You have become
a life time member. Dear Lord!
I am elated with joy! I have so many friends! Oh, my! I am really happy! I hope,
I don’t die out of happiness. Before that, I will perform before you people. What? A performance..
– A performance.. Stop all this! What nonsense is this? Did you call us
here to see all this? Koel, we won’t be
a part of such a kitty. Ask Mr. Kesari
to go inside. Koel, your father-in-law
has lost his mind. Hey! What did you say? Did you say
that I’ve lost my mind? Don’t touch me!
Stay away! You don’t want me
to touch you, right? All right, here you go. Hey, lady, in a blue sari. No! – You
asked her to send me in! Now, you go out! Suman! And you? Gas cylinder! You go to your
better go from here. I swear, Gadha Prasad! This lady, Haseena Jaan
is quite dangerous! Let’s flee from here!
Come on.. Hey, my servant! Where are you running
off to? You come with me.
Come and press my feet. I’m very tired! All right, ma’am. I’m sorry, Ms. Hirni!
Ma’am first! And you! I will make you the best
dancer in the world. Let’s go, ma’am. Ma’am,
you danced so well! ‘Chidiyaghar’ has never
witnessed such a sight! Gaumukh,
is everything all right? I don’t know, Brother.
I just got here. Dot, dot, dot, dot. Koel!
– Chuhiya! – Sister-in-law! Koel! Chuhiya!
– Koel! – Chuhiya! Sister-in-law!
– What happened, Dad? I don’t know, dear.
Your mother called me! Koel!
– Gaj! Listen, I’m here! This is Koel’s voice! Yes!
– Mom, where are you? – Chuhiya? Brother-in-law, we’re
here, under the bed, timidly! Hey! Why are you
hiding here? – Come out, dear! No!
– No, Dad, we’re scared! Come on, tell us,
what’s the matter? Brother-in-law,
come over here, timidly. What, but.. – Chuhiya,
will you come out or I.. No! Hey, what are you doing? Come out, I say! What’s going on? Mom, why were you
hiding under the bed? Quiet.. Listen, let’s run
away from here! Come on, let’s go! Koel, what’s the matter?
Tell me! F-Father-in-law.. What about dad? Father-in-law is
not himself anymore! What?
– He is someone else! What nonsense
are you talking? Brother-in-law, father-in-law
has become Haseena Jaan! Oh, God! Haseena’s
gone for good, timidly! Are you out of your mind? What are you talking
about? – Aunt is right, Uncle. Yes! Father-in-law has
become a dancer. He’s become Haseena Jaan, the
famous dancer of Banaras. Yes! Have you gone mad? What nonsense are
you talking? Don’t you feel ashamed
of talking such nonsense? When father-in-law
wasn’t ashamed of his act then why would we feel
ashamed? What? – Do you
know what did he do today? What did he do?
– During the kitty party.. ‘Don’t call me
Mr. Kesari, call me Haseena.’ ‘What?
– Haseena Jaan!’ ‘The famous dancer
of Banaras, Haseena Jaan!’ “My beloved, please
accept my greetings of love!” Gillu! Grandpa in a sari,
wearing a lipstick? So funny! Gillu! It’s not something
to laugh about. Full stop. Brother,
didn’t I tell you? But nobody believed me!
Full stop with an underline. Gaumukh,
is this even believable that dad was dancing, wearing a
sari, lipstick and nail paint? Yes.
– But that’s what has happened! I’m telling you, Brother!
There is something really wrong. Dot, dot, dot, dot. Where is dad right now?
– He is in his room, timidly. No, please..
– Wait, come here! No, let me go.
– I say, come here. Sir, help me..
– Wait, come back! Sir, save me..
Sir, help me.. Hey, what are you doing?
Leave me! Dad! He’s turning me into a
fool like him, stupid fellow! Look, what he did! He dressed me up
in a sari. He applied lipstick
on my lips. He did all that?
– So, do you think I did it? Sir,
you had only asked me to. I told you?
– Yes. Will I ask him to apply
nail paint on me? I’ll not
spare him! – Dad.. Dad.. – No! Dad, let him go. Are you okay? No, dear.
I’m not okay. I’m having a bad
headache! I just feel like
sleeping. I feel like going to bed
as soon as possible. Dad, I don’t understand
one thing. When Gadha draped
the sari around you didn’t you come
to know? Dear, had I known then would I allow this
stupid fellow to drape it? I’ve removed the
lipstick with so much effort. But I’m not able to
remove the nail paint, dear. Koel, dear. How to remove this
nail polish, dear? But Father-in-law you like applying
nail paint and lipstick, right? Will I like it? Are you out of
your mind, dear? But you only had
said so! – What? You also danced
over here, in front of everyone. “My beloved..” “Please accept my greetings
of love!” – Yes! – Timidly! I was dancing?
– Yes! You said, you’re Haseena Jaan,
the famous dancer of Banaras and you’ll perform
a dance number. Why would I perform
a dance number, dear? What are you
saying? – Yes! Sir,
he danced so well! – What? Yes, Grandpa,
and you also made Ms. Chopdi and Hirni dance too.
– Yes. And you also tossed
Sheila here, timidly. What? – Dear,
what are you talking about? I’m not getting it! Dad? Don’t you remember
anything? No, dear. I don’t remember
anything, dear. I just remember
that I was sleeping and when I woke up,
I was wearing a red sari and there was nail
paint on my nails. I draped the sari
around him. But why did you do
that? He had asked me to do so. Sir, do you know? Mr. Kesari went
to Ms. Koel’s room and he said,
looking at the red sari.. He said, ‘Oh, God!
Haseena’s gone for good!’ Then he started kissing
the sari profusely! Then he said.. ‘Hey, Fatso,
will you dress me up?’ ‘Me?
– Yes.’ ‘After all,
you’re my servant!’ Praise the Lord!