Ani you were going to cut your hair today? I am leaving in the next 5 minutes. Ani what are you watching? Hurry up and leave Just give me 5 minutes. 5 minutes. Ani it is 5 p.m. The barber shop will shut soon. They will anyways fall off after a certain age. Ani get up soon Or I’ll scrape off your hair on this scraper Scraper? BhaDiPa Presents Mom, me and being Lazy Babu have you bathed? Hrushya pass me some water Ani pass some water The bottle is a little away from me. It is closer to you Please try It is too far away from me You try It is the farthest from me I will remove the battery from this and pull it via the magnet I can throw the hanger and pull the bottle towards me Who will get the hanger then? Do you have a rope? I don’t have a rope but we can try Aunty can you pass the bottle? Hrushikesh have you bathed? Yes Aunty Babu you are here since yesterday Have you bathed? No. I will bathe and come I will give him that bath Why does he come here when Jui is not around? He wants to become a house husband Shut up and go bathe and come What I am saying is… I was thinking.. That I am going to bathe only once a week henceforth So I will save 40 litres of water in one day One day is 40 litres So 6 days a week 24 So 240 litres in a week So 960 litres in a week so 11500 litres Can be saved by me not having a bath This is an extremely unique idea this is such a unique idea That it is very different It is a fantastic idea I fully support this idea And I personally feel that our entire family should do… Ani get some coriander?
Ani – Dunzo Ani can you get some incense? Getting it Ani get dhokla and paper plates There is a kitty party in the evening Getting it I want paper plates not thermacol okay Ani get some castor oil? Getting it Ani naphthalene balls Getting it Some Kothimbir? Getting it Ani I need rat kill Getting it Ani I asked you to get some things and
you are still here? Arre Dunzo Meaning? It means I will get it You open the door first Who are you? Aunty Dunzo Your name is Dunzo? No I am here to deliver What delivery? All that you have ordered Paper plates, incense sticks And what is this? You deliver castor oil as well? We deliver everything Then why don’t you deliver our Ani somewhere What? Ani Will you download Dunzo for me? Then you can leave the house and go What ? I will wait but only eat when mom serves me Ani , shut that game And eat your meal I’ll visit our neighbours and come Go ahead , go ahead Ok one knock ! Come on go Why don’t you understand! Easy easy easy ! Ani, why haven’t you eaten yet ? You haven’t served me yet I’ll feed you myself Works !! Works ?! Thank god you don’t make me wash your bum Gulp it down Bum? Water Water everywhere Babbdu Chomdu What are you doing ? I’m just lounging What are you doing ? I’m lounging too What are you going do in a while ? I’m going to.. lounging What about you ? I think I’ll just keep lounging My throat is a little dry and I feel lazy to get a water bottle then ask Jui or your Mom to get one Jui is not in town and mom has banned me Shall I get some water for my sweet Chomdu? No the water will appear on its own You? At this hour? It’s 2 a.m! You had ordered some water! Water? Get your haircut before the next visit! Say something Ani did you order for water on Dunzo? Yes If you are this lazy next time Then I will show Babdu your childhood
photo in the saree What? Hello? Why haven’t I seen that photo yet? Whatsapp it to me immediately okay? Yes I will call you later The new age Lazy avatar Ani what are you doing? I am playing a game called PUBG You have to kill people And the one who survives till the end Gets a chicken dinner Let me see Press the button No this is my strategy I keep out of sight in a corner Everyone else kills off each other I have to do nothing This is not a strategy. It is laziness What? What are you doing? North-east. Go to North-east North – east Pochinki Give it here. You will die Go behind the tree What are you doing? Give me the phone! Mom why are you playing PUBG? Do you have lots of free time? Mom, please! Mom? Please?